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请英语好的大侠帮俺蚯蚓翻译一下, 这段英文是嘛意思? Bet I Can Get the Earthworm Back in its Hole (R)

Bet I Can Get the Earthworm Back in its Hole (R)

Joke Submitted By: Anonymous


A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the
yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back
into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm
back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you
can`t. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little
hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a
can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and
stiff as a board.

Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the
hairspary, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the
grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another
five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five
dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 花鸟虫鱼 / 请英语好的大侠帮俺蚯蚓翻译一下, 这段英文是嘛意思? Bet I Can Get the Earthworm Back in its Hole (R)
    Bet I Can Get the Earthworm Back in its Hole (R)

    Joke Submitted By: Anonymous


    A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the
    yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back
    into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm
    back in that hole."

    The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you
    can`t. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little
    hole."

    The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a
    can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and
    stiff as a board.

    Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

    The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the
    hairspary, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the
    grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another
    five dollars.

    The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five
    dollars."

    The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."
    • 俺不明白, 为什么爷孙打了一次赌, 孙子怎么赢了两次钱呢?
    • 真不知道,假不知道?
      毛笑话。爷爷拿喷发胶当viagra
      • 用俺蚯蚓作试验? 太那个了.