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男人是应当做这些修理活的,否则,可能会引起意想不到的事情。想起一个故事,转载这里。

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrups.

"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

He looks at her and says, angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine."

Then his wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."

To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine."

She says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break."

"I'm not a damm carpenter and I don't fix steps," He sayd. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"I've had enough of you," he said, "I'm going to the bar!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. Soon he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home.

As he walks up to the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working.

As he goes to get a beer he noitces the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey," he asks, "how'd all this get fixed?"

She said, "Well, after you left I sat outside and cried. Then a nice young man came along and asked me what was wrong. I told him and he offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."

The husband said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"

She replied, "Helloooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker Written on my forehead? I don't think so."更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下家园 / 美丽家居 / 老婆不在家,你能做什么?五分钟修好滴水龙头 (之三)
    • 手指甲剪的好整齐啊,表扬!
      • 小手很嫩
        • 呀,我也想说的,可怕果果同学误会,嘿嘿,笑死啦
          • 果果同学小手很嫩but心底很宽. 他不会介意地.
            • 当然了 下次我开个专题 :家庭维修如何保护好你的双手? 这个题目不够好 ,换一个, 改到时尚话题, “如何滋润青春靓丽的皮肤” 咋样?
    • 精神可嘉,不过怎么感觉你是老婆不在家,一个人无聊的.
      • 果果这是向他老婆表衷心呢,还成心地放到网上来。你看,我每天下了班就在家干活,不像那个谁谁谁,没事净泡酒吧。
        • 偷偷问一声 那个酒吧能上网?
          • 你常去的那家“Blue Tower”,最近装了网。
        • 哦~,原来如此
    • 你家的管钳能够借给晚会的投影组用两天么? onboard 正在四处寻借呢. ^_^
      • 能 会不会有去无还阿? 为什么晚会需要这个?
        • 不会有去无还的, 这么多人都在网上看着, onboard 就算是有Z心, 也不可能有Z胆呀. ^_^ 晚会的投影仪架子是自力更生自行设计自行建设的, 组装时需要用到管钳.
          • 开玩笑的 拿去好了 我在蜜市 你们在哪里? 我计划圣诞节去远徒 要不就参加你们晚会了。
            • 12月9日离圣诞还有好一段距离呢, 过来参加我们的晚会吧, 不影响你的圣诞计划. 方便的话, 能否PM我你的地址? 我找个时间去取.
              • 刚发现你们在十佳宝那里 我看有没有同事给你送去,比你到我这里去方便多了,你来取还不够汽油费呢 我在一元店见过 虽然质量不好。 等我问号同事的地址明后天告诉你。
    • 男人是应当做这些修理活的,否则,可能会引起意想不到的事情。想起一个故事,转载这里。
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrups.

      "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

      He looks at her and says, angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."

      "Fine."

      Then his wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."

      To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

      "Fine."

      She says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break."

      "I'm not a damm carpenter and I don't fix steps," He sayd. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so."

      "I've had enough of you," he said, "I'm going to the bar!"

      So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. Soon he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home.

      As he walks up to the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.

      As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working.

      As he goes to get a beer he noitces the fridge door is fixed.

      "Honey," he asks, "how'd all this get fixed?"

      She said, "Well, after you left I sat outside and cried. Then a nice young man came along and asked me what was wrong. I told him and he offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."

      The husband said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"

      She replied, "Helloooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker Written on my forehead? I don't think so."更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • 好故事,得让LG学习学习:)
        • 豆豆 里面出现两个男人 你想让他学哪个?
          • OMG. 我掉到井里了。
            • 别担心 明年这个时候 我来救你
              • 就用那把管钳?
                • 明年收获的时候 井里长出密密麻麻的豌豆蔓子 结满了豌豆 大家都来采豌豆
      • 哪个区产又nice又young又man的handyman?我马上搬家!
        • 不懂, 你想搬离那区 还是搬到那区?
          • 当然是搬到那区!!!
            不就是bake a cake嘛,又没要求bake an edible or delicious cake.
    • 不错。这个工具改天去到拉店看看。不过请问怎么关掉自家的水总阀门?要不然,总不能带水维修吧?
      • 谢谢提醒 的确要关总阀门 有了房子第一件事情就是知道水电开关的位置 一般在地下室 ,水开关离地面不远
    • 不要笑我啊。请问最外面那个大的不锈钢的手柄开关怎么卸下来?也要用管钳吗?我家的手柄象是塑料的,不会夹坏了吧?图2那个工具英文叫什么?谢谢。
      • 你是说图3? 你看上面的红圈 拿个一字screw driver可以在红线处撬开 ,然后里面是个螺丝。
        • 谢谢!这下放心了。原本还在琢磨难道是要凿墙不成。
          • 另外如果你的screw driver 尖太厚 可以用 美工刀撬开 把手盖
            • 知道了,谢谢。还有,是不是垫圈和seat都是一、两种规格?我怎么知道我家里的seat是长圆管还是小海豚上面那种。程序是不是要卸下来旧件之后,再拿到home depot去配?
              • 你第一次干 最好是这样 我给自己和朋友们换了20,30十个 看一眼就知道是哪个型号。 也不是所有的型号你都能买到,个别的20年前的,不用了,但这种情况极少。
                • Marked. Thanks!
      • 图2 faucet seat wrench
        • 樱桃果果高手,我家的开关是一个,就是往左拧是热水,往右拧是冷水的那种. 准备自己试试,如果有问题可否问你?
          • 抱歉 那种的我从来没修过,建议你到home depot 打开样品看看里面的结构 ,估计大同小异。
    • 嘿嘿,果果同学,对不起啦,眼睛看歪啦,男生指甲这么整齐美观的不容易呀
    • 这也显摆. 修没修过总闸?
      室外的没关.
      • 不懂 你是挑战 还是请教?
    • 老婆在家就不能修吗?还是老婆在家时太忙,没时间精力修?
    • 明白啦--老婆在家的话就是老婆修水龙头啦 :)
      • 理解力非常强!极度敬佩中~~~