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got this from a friend, very suggestive

win(秋天的菠菜)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
NOW SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND A WOMAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2008-1-17
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  • 枫下佳缘 / 快乐单身 / 一男人口口声声说爱你，但你们在约会时的一切均要照他的思路来，不会考虑你的感受，是不是口是心非？该不该DUMP 他？ -newlabour(labour); 2008-1-16 (#4193807@0)
    • 如果TA有比较奇怪的行为或习惯, 一定要小心. 如果完全不顾你的感受, 应该立即DUMP他. -highwaytoronto(假日海滩); 2008-1-17 (#4193881@0)
    • 立刻执行。。。。 -serenade123(橘子红了); 2008-1-17 (#4194033@0)
      • 还是秋后问斩吧。再榨一榨。 -copperbean(豆泡松果 之 铜豌豆); 2008-1-17 (#4194659@0)
    • 你可以先让他知道你的感受，看他能不能转变，然后再作决定，“谈恋爱”重要就在＂谈＂上．呵呵。。。 -ivtec(拉风); 2008-1-17 (#4194051@0)
    • that is not a man. just a boy. -win(秋天的菠菜); 2008-1-17 (#4194093@0)
    • 要看有没有可以改进的余地。很多年轻人不懂。我也曾年轻过，当时也不懂女孩的感受。可惜，等后来知道怎么照顾女孩了，也不能再去找女孩了。 -rollor(Rollor); 2008-1-17 (#4194269@0)
      • UP! -cici99(嘻嘻哈哈); 2008-1-17 (#4194418@0)
      • oh yeah? -win(秋天的菠菜); 2008-1-17 (#4194430@0)
        • 这就是为什么我说，中年男人最可爱，但又不能爱。 -rollor(Rollor); 2008-1-17 (#4194699@0)
      • Oh, cool -dreamplayer(梦溪笔谈); 2008-1-17 (#4194474@0)
      • 这是给翁杨配找理论根据，赤果果的 -duoshaosuanshao(不多也); 2008-1-17 (#4194753@0)
        • 太老了也不成。毕竟，找对象的目的之一是要过性生活。前天误入佳媛，发现某媛对某周只有两次感到不满。她要跟杨配上，不出两个月就能得到遗产了。 -rollor(Rollor); 2008-1-17 (#4194794@0)
      • I want to throw up ! If that's true, there wouldn't be so many divorce, I think you are heading to a divorce too ! You will have plenty of time to attract a girl then, let's see how attractive you are ! -galgal(()); 2008-1-17 (#4194796@0)
      • 该 -newshoes(小冰壶); 2008-1-17 (#4194839@0)
      • 哈哈 知道怎么照顾女孩时就只能照顾小孩啦！ 要是闺女也好， 起码是小女孩！ -oldcrab(圝◣笨螃蟹 ◢圝); 2008-1-17 (#4195655@0)
    • 一男人口口声声说爱你, 时态是现在进行时，中文里没有时态误会了很多的中国女人。 -caa(ChinaEI); 2008-1-17 (#4194423@0)
    • got this from a friend, very suggestive -win(秋天的菠菜); 2008-1-17 {1994} (#4194447@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
      40-ish - 49
      Adventurous - Slept with everyone
      Athletic - No tits
      Average looking - Ugly
      Beautiful - Pathological liar
      Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
      Emotionally secure - On medication
      Feminist - Fat
      Free spirit - Junkie
      Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
      Fun - Annoying
      New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
      Open-minded - Desperate
      Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
      Passionate - Sloppy drunk
      Professional - Bitch
      Voluptuous - Very Fat
      Large frame - Hugely Fat
      Wants Soul mate - Stalker

      WOMEN'S ENGLISH
      1. Yes = No
      2. No = Yes
      3. Maybe = No
      4. We need = I want
      5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
      6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
      7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
      8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
      9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
      10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

      MEN'S ENGLISH
      1. I am hungry = I am hungry
      2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
      3. I am tired = I am tired
      4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
      5. I love you = let's have sex now
      6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
      7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
      8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
      9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
      10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
      11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

      And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
      For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
      However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
      NOW SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND A WOMAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • switch your "suggestive" to some other proper English word here, so weird again. ok? -liz2002(Gym girl); 2008-1-17 (#4194807@0)
    • 应该是万事以自我为中心=极其不尊重他人，不尊重女性。换句话说。在他的内心里，你们的地位是不平等的。他拿你当从属地位的人来对待。但接触就这样待你，结了婚还能有你发言的权利吗？这种男人就只配找个不识字没工作的女人，什么都依赖他，事事都由他作决定。 -newshoes(小冰壶); 2008-1-17 (#4194599@0)
      • 先生不自我中心我见过的，被太太指的团团转，还不如仆人有尊严。 -caa(ChinaEI); 2008-1-17 (#4194632@0)
        • 你觉得人家是仆人，人家自己乐得其所 -newshoes(小冰壶); 2008-1-17 (#4194843@0)
          • 表面上你是对的，和俺这个损友酒后谈话时就另一番苦水。男人就是为难的人。 -caa(ChinaEI); 2008-1-17 (#4195365@0)
      • 不识字，没工作的女人也是人。这种人，还是打光棍好点。 -lilyba(sunshine 阳光灿烂); 2008-1-17 (#4194832@0)
    • That depends on his other qualities, e.g. Is he rich (all rich guys are like that) ? Is he a genius ? -galgal(()); 2008-1-17 (#4194777@0)
    • 你们认识多久？为什么你不跟他说， 当问题刚开始出现的时候？等问题出现一大堆的时候再说？亡羊补牢还是掩耳盗铃？ -xiaokeai(notcute); 2008-1-17 (#4194856@0)
    • 可能你想太多了， 就芝麻绿豆小事一桩。。。 -prodigy(Dei Gratia); 2008-1-17 (#4195932@0)

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