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笑话2：苏格兰裙

jhdf(江湖大夫)

A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.
As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible
eyeing him and giggling. One of them called out, "Hey, Scotty! What's worn
under the kilt?"

He strolled over to the side of the car and asked, "Ach, lass, are you
sure you want to know?" Somewhat nervously, the blonde said yes, she did
want to know.

The Scotsman leaned closer and confided, "Why, lass, nothing's worn under
the kilt, everything's in perfect working order."

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Last Updated: 2008-10-6
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枫下沙龙 / 时尚 / 标志牌的英文笑话：时装店等 -jhdf(江湖大夫); 2008-10-6 {525} (#4746048@0)
Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

In a Tokyo fashion shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

笑话2：苏格兰裙 -jhdf(江湖大夫); 2008-10-6 {557} (#4746050@0)
A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.
As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible
eyeing him and giggling. One of them called out, "Hey, Scotty! What's worn
under the kilt?"

He strolled over to the side of the car and asked, "Ach, lass, are you
sure you want to know?" Somewhat nervously, the blonde said yes, she did
want to know.

The Scotsman leaned closer and confided, "Why, lass, nothing's worn under
the kilt, everything's in perfect working order."

@Chicago

笑话2：苏格兰裙

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