Dirty Jokes
Q: How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?
A: Very satisfying.
Q: Why did the Pathan farmer take his sheep to the edge of the cliff?
A: They push harder that way.
Pathan couples went together for a honeymoon. They exchanged partners on the 2nd night. After 4 hrs, one couple got tired and said, "Let's go and check what the ladies are doing?
Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
Pathan's wife: Pathans don't need any contraceptives bcoz they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms!
Pathan's wife: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean.
Teacher: What came 1st, Sun or Moon?
Pathan: Obviously Moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pathan: If you have Honey'MOON' only then 'SON' would be born!
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
Q: How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?
A: Very satisfying.
Q: Why did the Pathan farmer take his sheep to the edge of the cliff?
A: They push harder that way.
Pathan couples went together for a honeymoon. They exchanged partners on the 2nd night. After 4 hrs, one couple got tired and said, "Let's go and check what the ladies are doing?
Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
Pathan's wife: Pathans don't need any contraceptives bcoz they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms!
Pathan's wife: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean.
Teacher: What came 1st, Sun or Moon?
Pathan: Obviously Moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pathan: If you have Honey'MOON' only then 'SON' would be born!
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"